AISubs v3.4
Yama-chan doesn't like it!
It's like he's saying that.
Red Ranger.
Blue Ranger.
Ken Ranger is here.
And...
Momo Ranger!
- Right? - Next, next.
Be nice.
Momo Ranger hasn't come out of the bag yet!
Ta-dah! It's here!
A little more...
I'm taking it out of the bag.
I was looking at it without the bag, and I thought it was really pretty.
Wow, this is amazing!
I'm getting excited!
This is pretty!
- I'll put on my mask. - Okay, I'll put it on.
Because I'm a girl.
Oh my!
This is...
I'm glad I got this.
Climb up.
I'm glad I got this.
Here I go!
Momo Ranger!
- I'll turn around! - Okay.
Go!
Ta-dah!
It's right in front of me!
- It's right in front of you? - Look at this!
- It's like this! - Wow!
I'm scared, so I'll do this.
This is called a "momo mirror."
- It's a mirror, right? - Yes.
Momo Ranger's standard is an earring bomb.
Are you ready? Let's go!
And it goes "bang!"
- The earring is a bomb? - That's right!
Are you ready? Let's go!
This is a famous line.
Right, everyone?
Are you ready? Let's go!
But weapons are pretty rough bombs.
That's right. Momo Ranger has one.
It's pretty, isn't it?
- I'll check it out. - Okay.
- Weapons. - Okay.
- It's pretty rough. - It is rough.
- And there is a birdie. - There is.
- There is! - There is!
- And I missed it a little, but there is! - There is!
- This is a great situation. - It's perfect.
It's in perfect condition.
Even without a bag, it's in perfect condition.
- The other day, at Mandarake's location... - I forgot to say it.
- You left it in the bag, didn't you? - I did, I did.
For those of you who haven't seen it,
or rather, if you haven't seen it on YouTube yet,
I'll say it anyway.
It's 400,000 yen in a bag.
- It's not a toy. - It's a car.
- It's 400,000 yen in a bag. - In a bag, it's 400,000 yen.
- It's in the same condition even without a bag. - That's right.
- It's in perfect condition. - This is...
- I'm guessing, but I think it's worth half of it. - Even without a bag.
That's what I think.
- How about the face? - The face is a little...
- What are you going to do about it? - Well, if that's the case...
I'd be like, "Huh? Bandai?"
Excuse me, but...
- You want it to be a girl's face, right? - Yes.
You want it to be a girl's face, right?
It's a girl!
- Shall we go? - Yes.
Go!
- Bam! - Wow!
- It's cute! - It's cute. It's completely different.
It's cute.
It's a little like Hosei Yamazaki when he was racing.
Hosei Tsukutei.
It might be like Hosei Tsukutei.
He's like a kid's servant.
Like when you're preparing for a competition and you're singing a woman's song,
you make a face like Hosei Tsukutei.
You're right, but you make a face like Hosei Tsukutei.
Yama-chan doesn't like it!
It's like you're saying that.
[Next]
Now, we have red, orange, and yellow.
We have pink and orange.
We have them all.
Next, green and orange.
Green and orange is like...
It's like this.
It's like a V-shape.
It's like a boomerang.
Oh, that's why it's a V-shape.
I'd like to take out green and orange.
Huh?
It's green and orange, isn't it?
Yes.
I don't have it.
Huh?
It's probably red and orange.
Red and orange.
It's green and orange.
Wait a minute.
I only have this.
You only have this.
Why?
Because you have two Kiringers.
That's right. If you buy two Kiringers, you can get green and orange with that money.
I didn't have a chance.
Huh?
Yahoo Auction has probably fought before.
Yes.
I'm losing, aren't I?
No.
Green and orange.
It's important. I don't have green and orange.
You don't have green and orange.
This is a shock.
But I really want green and orange.
Green and orange.
Yes.
You don't have white and orange.
That's right.
I've been doing it for two years.
I always say "red and orange".
Red and orange.
Blue and orange.
Green and orange.
Purple and orange.
Green and orange.
I say "go".
I line up and five people say "five and orange".
I don't have it.
You can't say "you can't".
I don't need a cloak.
I don't need a weapon.
I don't need a seal, either.
I want a body.
I want this individuality.
You can't have a body?
Ideally, I want a cloak.
Ideally?
Do you prefer a cloak or not?
I think a cloak is cooler.
Don't you think so?
The cloak and the back are completely different.
They are completely different.
They are different.
A cloak and green and orange...
I want it, but I'm saying a lot of lines that I can't take back, but this is 100,000 yen, this is 150,000 yen, this is 160,000 yen, this is 400,000 yen in the bag, and even if it's not in the bag, it's about 200,000 yen, isn't it?
Even if you say it here and there, it's about 500,000 yen, isn't it?
It's 500,000 yen!
But I'm saying 500,000 yen, but there's no green ranger.
Can you give me a green ranger for 10,000 yen while saying it's worth it?
It's definitely not enough! Because I'm already telling jokes...
You shouldn't have said it!
But it's worth 10,000 yen.
I already have two green rangers.
I have two green rangers and I'm going to get them!
Kanto!
To Kanto!
I'll go and get it!
And...
I'll do it many times for you!
With a high-speed tongue!
Midlanger...
If there is someone who sells it as cheaply as possible...
I'd be happy!
I think there are people like me who have two like this!
That's right!
And...
I'm not interested in midlangers or gorangers anymore...
But after seeing this...
I know it's worth it!
But...
Thank you for taking care of me in Gilgamesh Night!
Thank you for taking care of me in the middle of the night!
Thank you for paying me back!
You'll come and get it from Nigeria, won't you?
You'll get a tongue, won't you?
You can take a video, too!
You can take a picture, too!
And...
Gilgamesh! Gilgamesh!
You can take a picture, too!
What do you think?
Can I talk about midlangers one by one?
Actually...
My younger brother...
This is a serious story...
When he was four years old...
He had to have surgery.
There was an important problem in his family.
He couldn't have surgery until he was four years old.
And...
When he was four years old...
When he was about to be hospitalized...
He saw an orange shop in a supermarket near my house.
And...
I went there...
My brother went there, too...
My family went there, too...
And...
The autograph session was...
I went to the table and got an Akarenger autograph, and it's still there.
- At the time? - Yes, it's a little worn out.
- This is an Akarenger autograph I got in 1945. - Wow!
- It says "Akarenger" on it. - It does.
- It was dusty and worn out. It was pasted on. - I see.
And my brother likes Midorangers.
My four-year-old brother likes Midorangers, and he wanted a Midoranger autograph.
- But there's only an Akarenger autograph. - Wow!
My mom went to an Akarenger autograph shop and told the staff next door, "My son will be hospitalized for this reason."
I'd like a Midoranger autograph, but is it impossible?
- Midoranger came out and wrote it for me. - Wow!
- "Good luck, Midoranger!" - Wow! How kind of you, Midoranger!
My mom's name is written here. It's from 1950, November 30th.
It's 200 yen. She even wrote the price.
I'd like a Midoranger autograph, but is it impossible?
- I went to the hospital with this autograph. - Wow!
- And I'm doing well now. - That's amazing!
- I'm doing well now, and I'll be 52 this year. - It's all thanks to Midorangers!
It's 1950, November 11th, so it's 40 yen.
From 1948 to 1941, it was 47 years ago.
Only Midlanger's grandfather who saved his little brother doesn't have it.
Oh, that's not good. You can't have it.
I want to say that.
The hero award-winning band member, who was a suit actor who was 70 years old when I was in elementary school for about five years,
I don't know if you remember it, but Midlanger, who wrote "Good luck in Urawa, Saitama," and my little brother's successful surgery,
Thank you Midlanger for writing me on youtube and telling me that I didn't think I could say this.
I would like to thank the staff of the grand prize at that time for letting me know and letting me know that Midlanger came out, not only Akaranger.
Thank you very much.
Midlanger, who saved my little brother, has his autograph, but he doesn't have his grandfather's medal, so I'd like to get Midlanger, too.
And I'd like to decorate it on the side of Midlanger's grand prize.
I see.
So, everyone, after such a good story, you shouldn't ask me for a generous request.
Are you trying to pull it out mentally?
It's not a mental pull-out.
However, I would like to ask you for a generous request from the bottom of your hearts.
If you have two or three Midorangers, please donate them for free.